You can probably think of at least ten reasons to date a fat girl, but let’s get to the real reasons. Dating a fat girl can be the best way to meet the right person in your life. Reasons to date a fat girl are many, but we’ll concentrate on the ones that will help you make the right decision.
- Fat girls are fun and easy to talk to. Fat girls are usually more concerned with their brains than their looks. This means you can never be bored around a fat girl. They always have interesting stories, and they wont care what they look like rolling down a hill, going on the ferris wheel, or posing for funny pictures with you. Fat girls have fun everywhere they go.
- Never Go Hungry. Do you really like Ethiopian food? If you do, you probably won’t find a fat girl there. They may be up for trying the fare though since they are generally interested in trying any food once. Fat girls love it all! They’ll try that Thai food restaurant you’ve wanted to go to. Anything that tastes good is on their menu.
- Hug and Cuddle. No boney butts on fat girls! You get lots of soft skin to hug and cuddle. Fat girls love touch and definitely want your hands on them. Hug and cuddle your fat girl a lot and you will receive the affection you deserve.
- Lose Weight with Your Girl. Fat girls love to do things with other people. While a thin girl may keep up her appearance, she usually has a pretty set program for working out. A fat girl is up for anything as long as she can spend time with you. Fat girls will be more readily willing to go for a bike ride, skating, or working out at the gym.
- Enjoy Nature with Your Girl. Fat girls are more willing to be out in nature than skinny girls. Some skinny girls prefer to shop and are more involved with their outfit than paying attention to nature’s beauty. Fat girls will be up for a hike any day of the week.
- No Jealousy. Many other guys may look at your fat girl, but not too many will hit on her. Thin girls get hit on all the time. You never have to worry about your fat girl getting picked up by another man.
- Gain Her Trust, Gain Her Love. Gaining a fat girl’s trust is easy if you are a good man already. All you have to do is be yourself. That’s all she expects. You don’t have to put on any fronts or even pick her up with some corny pickup line. Fat girls will like you for you. All you have to do is be yourself and gain her trust.
- Take Her Anywhere. Fat girls are up for anything, remember? She will go anywhere you ask her. Take her on an exotic location and you will have nothing but fun. No complaints or long hours of her in the bathroom getting ready. A fat girl is excited to get to go to the beach or wherever you want to take her.
- Not Wishy-Washy. If you need an opinion about something, ask a fat girl. Fat girls have dedicated their time to their minds, not their bodies. They know almost everything or will find out for you what you need to know. If you like talking and like being around opinionated people who see differing sides on things, date a fat girl.
- Laugh it Up. Fat girls love a laugh. If your past skinny girlfriends didn’t get your humor, try a fat girl. They usually will find you funny and appreciate a laugh. Since they aren’t concerned about themselves as much as skinny girls, they are more open to laughing with your jokes.
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