The are millions of self-proclaimed rednecks in the U.S., and some in Canada, and the best 10 redneck pickup lines help to ensure that there will be plenty more rednecks to come. Rednecks have little time for political correctness or the conventions of polite society, but they do now how to get to the point when they are picking up women.
- "I just got back from fishing. Want to see my rod?" Many women would blush at hearing a redneck pickup line like this, but it is a very effective way to pickup women. It is slick enough to be mistaken for an innocent remark but dirty enough to get the blood pumping.
- "Do you like my Mullet? Most folks only see the business end but if you want to see the party end we can head back to my double wide." Some women cannot resist the allure of a mullet hairstyle. This chat up line draws attention to the sexy hairstyle and few women will be able to resist.
- "I am cooking out so if you want some juicy sausage come on over." People love to cook out, and rednecks use cook outs in many of their best pick up lines. The thought of a big sausage lures many unsuspecting women to redneck cook outs.
- "I can put my car on bricks in the yard now that I have found the woman of my dreams." Rednecks remove the wheels from old cars and put them on bricks in their front yards. This pickup line cleverly ties that ritual in to the quest to find love.
- "Want to help me rock my single-wide while we bang?" Rednecks usually don't like to waste a lot of time in courtship. This line clearly explains to the redneck woman that the male desires sex.
- "You look good in that lumberjack shirt but I would like to see you out of it." This redneck pick up line will cause most women to disrobe. It is a cunning way of tricking a hot woman in taking off her clothes.
- "Want to ride on my Monster truck?" All rednecks drive monster trucks so this line will not cause eyebrows to be raised by people who over here it. If the man saying it smells of beer and baked beans, the women on the receiving end will be in no doubt about the fun that awaits her.
- "Have I shown you my outhouse?" For women with indoor plumbing, an outhouse might arouse a certain degree of curiosity. Outhouses are great locations for rumpy pumpy, and this redneck pick up line usually leads to plenty of adult fun.
- "Would you like to smash a beer can on my head?" Redneck men normally smash empty beer cans on their own heads so inviting a woman to participate in this private ritual is a very direct way of inviting her to be part of your life. It is one of the most subtle redneck pickup lines.
- "Your peroxide blonde hair looks good, but I would like to see if you are a true blonde." Naive redneck women often fall for this redneck pickup line. It may cause offense to other women, but it is commonly used by rednecks.
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