10 Sex Pickup Lines

Anyone heading out to a nightclub should have at least 10 sex pickup lines ready for use. Sex pickup lines are inappropriate for use in the work environment unless you work in the adult film industry, but they are great for use in bars and clubs. People who are single or looking for some excitement respond well to sex pickup lines but people seeking long-term relationships often react angrily to them so they should be used with a degree of caution.

1. "Do you have any Italian in you ? Would you like some?" This sex pickup line can easily be adapted to accommodate people of different heritages. It is very popular with men because it avoids crude language and allows the hot woman to give a quick "yes" or "no" response.
2. "I wear size 12 shoes. Have you ever wondered if what they say about big feet is true?" This great sex pickup line will immediately excite a horny woman with the idea of a larger than average penis. This line should only be used by men who actually meet the size requirements. 
3. "Would you like a Vodka? You look as though you could use something stiff inside you." This line is a great way to pickup sexually frustrated women. Lots of hot women like to have sex after a busy day in the office and this line will enable you to easily pick them up. 
4. "You look good in that dress, but I think you look even better without it." This pickup line is a cunning way to get sex without explicitly asking for it. Some hot women will undress to allow you to see if your statement is actually accurate. Once naked they will likely feel like having sex.  
5. "Anyone ever tell you that your knockers are a great cure for impotency?" This flattering sex pickup line will delight hot women. The thought of remedying a serious health problem will fill them with joy and increase the likelihood of them wanting to have sex. 
6. "When I came in here tonight my penis was the size of an acorn. Now it's the size of your arm and I have you, to thank for that." This pickup line cuts to the chase and leaves hot women in no doubt that you wish to copulate. This works well with very drunk people but don't use it on prudish types.  
7. "You've got a lovely bunch of coconuts?" This nice compliment lets a woman know that you are impressed with her breasts. Some women may reward you for the compliment by agreeing to have sex. 
8. "What's the difference between a maggot and a juicy Bratwurst? Your sweet ass." This joke will amuse most women. It lets potential sexual partners know that you are trying to pick them up. 
9. "I am a plasterer. Would you like me to fill in our crack?" This very crude line may not please some women but if you are trying to pickup horny women it should work. Some women may not understand it but may actually invite you home anyway to help plaster their walls. 
10. "Do you want to try out my joystick?" A simple pickup line that works well when you are walking out of a bar and pass a hot woman near the door. It requires no further explanation and usually leads to sex.