10 Ways to Break Up With a Hot Chick

She may be hot, but that doesn't mean you want to stay with her forever—therefore, here are 10 ways to break up with a hot chick: 

You can try:

1. It's not you, it's me: Tell her you're in a place right now where you can't give her what she needs. She deserves more than what you can give her.
2. Tell her you're gay: She may not take it so personally, but careful, this could backfire. She may want to stay friends and hang out all the time. Chicks love having gay guy friends. However, she may take you shopping and continue to let you see her naked. You decide.
3. Tell her your parent's don't like her: Blame it on mom or dad.
4. Blame it on school/work: Tell her your schedule is about to change and you literally will not have any time to spend with her.
5. You don't see a future with her: Tell her you don't see your relationship lasting and you don't want to waste her time.

Or even better, make her break up with you. By doing the following:

1. Get wasted: Having a boyfriend who is constantly making a drunken ass out of himself will have any girl fed up quickly. 
2. Flirt with other chicks in front of her: Any chick, especially a hot chick, will not put up with this.
3. Dress like a complete slacker: Any hot chick wants to be seen with someone presentable. Start dressing like a slob. She'll be too embarrassed to be seen with you.
4. Be mean to her friends: Most girls will not tolerate her man being rude to her friends.
5. Poop with the door open:  No explanation needed.