10 Worst Country Songs of All Time

There are literally thousand's of country songs that are so bad, you think your ears are going to start bleeding! Take a look at this list of the 10 worst country songs of all time, and see if you agree. 

  1. "Achy Breaky Heart" – Billy Ray Cyrus.  Not only did Billy Ray introduce the world to the Mullet when debuting this putrid song, which is enough to make you hate it, but the song itself sounds like a kindergartner trying to explain why his feelings are hurt. On top of that, speaking of his heart as "he" is just plain creepy! 

  2. "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" – Kenny Chesney.  "She thinks my tractor's sexy/It really turns her on"….seriously? How many women get turned on by a sexy tractor? And what is it that makes a tractor sexy anyway? A new fetish we're just hearing about maybe?

  3. "Did I Shave My Legs For This?" – Deana Carter.  This song is one of the worst country songs for being about a trailer trash, mumu-wearing woman, who has given up shaving her legs because she doesn't get attention from her beer drinking man. Wonder why?

  4. "I Love Little Baby Ducks" – Tom T. Hall.  Where was his head when he wrote this song? He likes drinking coffee from a cup, and root beer from a glass? How else are you going to drink it? This song makes the worst country songs list for being a terrible nursery rhyme that makes no sense, set to terrible music.

  5. "I Love The Rainy Nights" – Eddie Rabbit.  After about twenty seconds, the metronome beat of this song will make you crazy. What's worse is that for some reason this song sticks in your head and you can't get rid of it.

  6. "Rockin' The Beer Gut" – Trailer Choir.  This one makes the worst country songs of all time because you just can't get the image out of your head. It's about a chick who has an enormous beer gut and really knows how to show it off.

  7. "River Of Love" – George Strait.  This song is so stupid! It is full of metaphors, and we wonder what "I've got a little paddle" is a reference to?

  8. "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" – Trace Adkins.  This song is on the worst country songs list because the world just doesn't need any more songs about butts. Period.

  9. "May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose" – Little Jimmy Dickens. The title of this song puts it on the worst country songs of all time, but wait! The lyrics are just as horrible. For example, "May an elephant caress you with his toes". For a good laugh, spin this one a couple of time.

  10. "It Ain't Easy Being Easy" – Janie Fricke. This one brings you a story of a woman who just can't help herself. It should have been called "It Ain't Easy Being Sleazy".

 

 

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