10 Worst Tattoos

By: Sidney Johns

Break Studios Contributing Writer

The 10 worst tattoos are a matter of opinion. Described below are some of the worst ideas, creations and simply poorly done ink work. When getting a tattoo, always remember to think it through carefully and go to a professional artist. Tattoos are forever. Even with modern technology, they cannot be completely removed.

  1. The "Star Wars" Gallery. This infamous collection of characters from "Star Wars" tops the list of worst tattoos. Seen across the internet for years, the large man with the poorly drawn Darth Vader and other characters just needs to wear a shirt from now on.
  2. The Armpit Crotch. This one makes the list of worst tattoos for simple poor taste. The tattoo makes it appear as if the man's armpit hair is a woman's private muff, with legs spread up one arm and down his side. Tacky.
  3. Chessboard head. Yes, someone tattooed their entire head and face as a chessboard. The idea alone puts it on the list of worst tattoos.
  4. Gun in the Pants. Multiple tattoos of this nature have popped up on the Internet and all of them are worthy of a spot on the list of worst tattoos. The tattoo makes it appear as if a gun is in the top of the owners pants. Makes you wonder if they are planning to rob a tattoo parlor.
  5. "I'm Awsome". Bad spelling always makes the list of worst tattoos, but this one is too funny. Plastered on the Internet for years, this guy should have picked an artist who could spell, and draw.
  6. "OMG, LOL" Jesus. This super tacky drawing makes the list of worst tattoos. A picture depicting Jesus laughing is surrounded by text speak. Classy, truly classy.
  7. Money Butt Bellybutton. Yes, someone actually had their stomach tattooed with a monkey, using their bellybutton as the monkey's butt hole. And they wonder why they make the list of worst tattoos.
  8. Skull Face. The popular internet picture of a man with his entire face tattooed to appear as a skull is unfortunately real. It probably should top the list of worst tattoos, but the guy has been through enough in his daily life.
  9. "Baby on Board". A pregnant woman decided to have the infamous words tattooed onto her bulging belly. Then she gave birth. What now? Oh yeah, she makes the list of worst tattoos.
  10. Stupid Head. Ever heard someone say they should have "stupid" tattooed on their forehead? Well, some guy actually did, granting him a place on the list of worst tattoos for being just that, stupid.
Posted on: Jan. 31, 2011