3 Realities Of Dating A Milf You Probably Haven’t Thought Through

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It's easy to fantasize about MILFs, but there are definitely a number of realities of dating a MILF that you haven't thought through. Before you set off to find yourself a hot mommy, you may want to consider the situation from all angles. The world of the MILF is fraught with unexpected difficulties, and if you really stop and think about things, you may end up with a different perspective about the realities of dating one.

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Kids. You see, there's a reason that she's a MILF, not just a hot chick. The "M" stands for "Mom" and that means she's got other responsibilities besides partying it up with you. If she's a half-decent mother, she's probably not cool with the idea of getting colossally hammered in the middle of the week, especially with her kids around. If she has full custody of her kids, expect her to be a mom first, and a hot girl second. You may want a naughty weekend away, but her little son has tee-ball on Saturday and her daughter has an ear infection, and the baby-sitter just canceled. Doesn't sound so fun now, does it?

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MILFs are tired all the time. You may be ready to rock the casbah at 1AM, but your sexy MILF was up all last night because her kid had a nightmare. Now she's super tired, and you're not going to see any action. Tomorrow night?  Doesn't look good, slugger, because the baby hasn't been sleeping through the night lately, and she needs to rest when she can. If you are lucky enough to score a little action between naps, don't expect it to be the kind of tour-de-force sexual performance you were hoping for. She's barely got the energy for the kids…really, you think she's going to put on a cheerleader uniform and give you the "pep rally" of a lifetime? The reality of dating a MILF is not the sexual wonderland you were expecting.

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She's Looking for a New Daddy. She might say she's not looking for a new father for her kids. After all, they already have a dad, somewhere. But stick around long enough, and she'll start trying to picture you in that "Dad" role. You probably aren't looking for that kind of action. You probably just wanted to brag to your buddies about how you're dating a MILF. Too bad, so sad, because despite what she said before, she's definitely looking for the man who will be the stepfather to her kids. Nothing puts a damper on your good time faster than having to spend your beer money on little kids' clothes.

Scared yet? You should be. The realities of dating a MILF are far more sobering than the fantasies. If you get a one-time hookup with a MILF, just be happy and move on. If you keep coming back for more, you're only setting yourself up for disappointment.

 

 

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