The 5 best casual sex sites are those sites which do away with all those bothersome, pestering details of a real courtship, or even just the motions of picking up easy women who are looking to have a “good time” (wink, wink). Thanks to the beautiful, online world of ultra-quick gratification called the internet, you can, these days, pick up pieces of tail whose bones you want to jump from websites whose primary purpose is casual sex! Let the good times roll, freaks.
- HotorNot.com. HotorNot.com easily takes the spot as the best casual sex site because of how it is based primarily on physical appearance–in other words, the primary prerequisite for casual sex hookups! A website that lustfully delights in choosing your sex partners based exclusively on looks, instead of, you know, more meaningful considerations like how much money they make, HotorNot.com lets you rate girls based on a scale of 1 to 10! What a great site that is definitely not pro-feminist.
- Craigslist.com. Craigslist is the second-best casual sex site, but this may not be apparent to you at first because Craigslist is just associated with want ads in most people’s minds. Aha! However, the fact that it is a website that caters exclusively to people placing ads means there is a whole section on it devoted to people who are actually placing ads just to find casual sex partners, with whom they don’t plan anything else other than a quick, nasty, dirty and impassionate one-night stand. If this sounds like your cup of tea, big boy, then head on over to Craigslist for some dirty deeds done dirt cheap (and anonymously, too)!
- PlentyofFish.com. This is the third-best casual sex site, mainly due to the number of female users whose profiles can be quite kinky, which you can find on this website’s intimate encounters section. The greatest part of this website is how you are not required to establish a profile before you can start checking out all the oversexed and nymph-like female singles who use this site.
- OnlineBootyCall.com. The OnlineBootyCall.com website is very self-explanatory: If you want to have a night of cheap-but-wild sex with a woman whom you will never, ever see again, then mosey on over to this website, pardner! This website is so committed to the anti-relationship and pure-pleasure-only principles of casual sex that it even spells out commandments, one of which is to get out before the sun rises! That alone makes it the fourth-best casual sex site. Oh, mama!
- AdultFriendFinder.com. The last casual sex site on this list is AdultFriendFinder.com, one of the first casual sex websites on all the internet. It does charge a fee to use its services of meeting the many women on there who are just desperate to boink you with no strings attached, but considering the almost 100 percent chance of getting laid, that may well be an expense that you can fit into your budget.
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