5 Best ‘Dumb And Dumber’ Movie Quotes

"Dumb and Dumber" is one of the greatest comedies and has some of the best quotes of all time—these are the 5 best "Dumb and Dumber" movie quotes. This film has everything a comedy could offer and holds nothing back. Jeff Daniels and Jim Carrey gave us two of the most memorable characters of all time and we thank them for it.

  1. "Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!" – Leading off with this quote from the beginning of the film we can just tell where this film was going to take us. Lloyd Christmas proves that even the best of us can be geographically challenged. This quote just starts off the film and creates the guideline of what to expect from the film making it one of the best "Dumb and Dumber" quotes ever.

  2. "That's it. I've had it with this dump! We've got no food, we got no jobs,… our pets' HEADS ARE FALLIN' OFF!!!" - The moment that Lloyd and Harry make it a point that they need a change and need to leave their apartment. From here we start off the adventure of some of the most ridiculous events in cinema history. The fact that they both believe that their pet's heads are falling off is just the icing on the cake, which makes this one of the best "Dumb and Dumber" quotes.

  3. "Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S, though." – Having the inconvenience of forgetting someone's name is always troubling, which makes this a best "Dumb and Dumber" quote from the film. Many quote this line all the time when they forget something and just marks the caliber of how hese lines are held in society.

  4. "Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention." - Pretty simple subtle quote, but it's the way it's delivered that makes this one of the best "Dumb and Dumber" quotes throughout the film. Proving that Harry has relationship problems just gives more depth to his life and stupidity. Daniels delivers this quote very low key like most of his jokes in the film unlike Carrey's loud antics, which makes the great opposite pairing of this buddy comedy so great.

  5. "It's ok, I'm a limo driver!" - Another great quote from Lloyd Christmas as he displays his stupidity has no bounds. Running through an airport like a moron just wouldn't fly these days, but it's ok if you're a limo driver according to Lloyd. After his little escapades at the airport it is revealed that this is not the first time he has used his limo driver status to parade through an airport. Whenever you go someone where and you feel like your behavior is not welcomed just shout, "It's ok, I'm a limo driver!"

 

 

 

 

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