5 Best Ways To Masturbate

Masturbating can be boring unless you get creative and figure out at least five best ways to masturbate while you're checking out the best porn sites on the web.  Just like sex, sometimes you have to mix it up a bit.  OK, so masturbation is not just like sex, but it is necessary.  There's no need to spend money on fake vaginas or vibrating tools to get a good go at it.  Use these household items to give yourself a great orgasm.

1. Pillow.  Find a pillow you don't like, or that someone you don't like uses to sleep on.  Pillows are one of the best ways to masturbate but make sure it is cotton filled, down filled will prick your prick.  Now go at it missionary style.  The elevation and plushness of the pillow with the hard mattress underneath will help you get off.  Try the floor for firmer support.  You may also want to try a full body pillow for something to grab on to.
2. Baggie.  Not the kind of baggie you get in the alley behind the bar; a sandwich baggie like the one your mommy used to put your PBJs in.  Fill up the baggie with lube, Vaseline works for this best way to masturbate.  Put your member inside and squish it around until you're all nice and gooey.  Put the baggie, with you in it, between the mattress and box spring.  Happy pumping!
3. Handgina.  Most of the best ways to masturbate include using items that will be tight and provide pressure.  Lay sideways on the bed and grab it like a rabbit with your knuckles facing the wall.  Turn face down pushing your knuckles into the mattress and get to it.  Make sure you push your knuckles hard into the bed to get the full effect. 
4. Fruitgasmic.  After this you'll look at the grocery store fruit isle in a different way.  You may be walking down the produce isle thinking about the best ways to masturbate.  Cut a room temperature kiwi fruit and cut it in half.  Spoon out and eat the middle on each side but leave 1/4-inch around the sides.  Cut off the rounded end on each half.  Slip both kiwi rings over your pee-pee and move up and down.
5. Ribbit, Ribbit.  Oh how the texture in a vagina feels so good.  Replicate that feeling by turning a ribbed condom inside out.  Roll the condom then roll it on inside out.  The condom should be lubed enough for that slippery feel, if not add a bit of lube.  The ribs on the condom will stimulate your entire penis and feel close to the real thing.  This technique can be combined with others to enhance your stimulation, providing another one of the best ways to masturbate.

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