5 Best ‘Wedding Crashers’ Movie Quotes

These 5 Best "Wedding Crashers" quotes prove why this 2005 comedy has become a staple source for laugh-out-loud humor. Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn star as John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey, two best friends embarking on their annual wedding crashing quest to sleep with as many women as they can during wedding season.

  1. "…And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door? ‘Cause then it’s awkward, it’s like, “Well, good night.” Do you do like the ass-out hug? Where you like-you hug each other like this, and the ass sticks out because you’re trying not to get too close. Or do you go right in and just kiss them on the lips? Or don’t kiss them at all. It’s very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you’re just really wondering are we going to get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions?" –Jeremy (Vince Vaughn) explains his aversion to conventional dating to a co-worker who offers to set him up in this "Wedding Crashers" quote. The fast-talking Vince Vaughn hilariously describes the end of the night ritual that has had most men performing the “ass-out hug” at one time or another.
  2. "Yeah? Well, the proper girl in the hat just eye-f**ked the s**t out of me." — John (Owen Wilson) and Jeremy (Vince Vaughn) compare notes on an attractive wedding guest with a hat. Sitting in the church waiting for the ceremony begin, this conversation is overheard and John must cover for Jeremy (simply stating “Tourette’s”)—just another day for the crashers who bluff and deadpan their way through a montage of weddings.
  3. " I hunt quail, Jeremy. They're overpopulated in this region and they're decimating the grub worm population. You got a f***ing problem with that?"
    –Sack (Bradley Cooper) defends his image as an “environmentalist” while wearing full hunting apparel, complete with a bright orange vest, and repeatedly cocking a shotgun. Before his role in "The Hangover," Bradley Cooper makes audiences guffaw and cringe as Claire’s (Rachel McAdams) pretentious fiancé. 
  4. "Yes, you did." –Claire (Rachel McAdams) calls John out on asking about her and Sack, after he tells her he didn’t mean to pry. With this is whole scene taking place on an idyllic beach with perfect, hair-tousling breezes, this line could have easily come across as corny—but delivered with that certain sincerity and glance that breaks down final pretenses it leads to a kiss.
  5. "Earlier today I crashed a funeral." –John (Owen Wilson) stands in front of Claire and her family and describes his hard times without her in his final plea to win her back. In the culmination of this absurd but ridiculously funny confession, he admits hitting rock-bottom was attending a funeral in order to pick-up women, making it the best "Wedding Crashers" quote, in our humble opinion.
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