5 Craziest Places To Have Sex
The 5 craziest places to have sex are all those places that deep down, you know you should avoid. However, when your libido is throbbing (among other areas), and when your woman is into the taboo as much as you are, then even crazy places for sex are appropriate places for you to...get some release.
- The Beach. The Beach is the best crazy place to have sex because of all the sand! That, and you also stand the chance of getting yourself involved with massive exhibitionism. Let's say that little Billy and his parents have taken him to the beach to reward him for a week of behaving himself. They get there--and see you and your lady getting it on among all the beach goers. That will be a trip he surely won't forget.
- In a Taxi. Sometimes, when you ride in the back of a taxi, you get bored, or you feel pressured into making uncomfortable conversation with your taxi driver...who may or may not speak with an accent of broken English, to boot. So what better way to actually break up these doldrums than by having sex in the back seat?! Because of what will surely be the shocked look on the face of the taxi driver, sex in the back seat of a taxi cab is the second best craziest place to have sex.
- Office Bathroom. The bathroom in your office has long held an honorable place in your workplace. It's a place for retreat, perhaps to also get in some guy-talk with your fellow males. So...what better place in your office environment for crazy sex than your office bathroom? None, that's what! Just be sure that when you order your woman to sneak away with you into the bathroom that no one sees the two of you crazy cats. After all, there's nothing worse than bathroom sex where someone walks in on you.
- Classroom. If you have ever had unfulfilled sex fantasies of banging your tempting elementary or high school teacher when you were a child, then it may be time to do something about that. If your girlfriend or wife is a teacher, then you already have a leg up, partner! Just ambush her after her class is over and after the kiddies have gone home...and then ravish her like you are a naughty teenager who's been forced to stay after school for detention.
- Movie Theater. A movie theater is the ideal place to have sex if you just think about it real hard and long for a second or two. It is the final best crazy place for sex because the area all around you is conveniently in the dark! That's right. All around you is darkness (except when the movie playing comes to a scene that's exceptionally bright) and people who are distracted by the movie. Therefore, the movie theater is the best place to cup the teats of your woman, undo her bra, and then get it on!