5 Easiest Ways To Masturbate With No Mess
Masturbating is awesome, but it can make a huge mess, so you need to know the 5 easiest ways to masturbate with no mess. Worrying about having a mess to deal with can put a damper on your masturbating experience. Masturbating should be a carefree experience with no worries. Have fun masturbating when you follow these tips on the easiest ways to masturbate without a mess.
Things you'll need:
- Access to a bathroom
- Box of tissues
- Empty jars
- Lubrication (optional)
- Do it in the shower. The shower is one of the best places to masturbate with no mess because all of the mess washes down the drain. It is also a great place to masturbate when you have roommates because you have privacy and no one will be able to hear you over the noise of the shower. To make masturbating in the shower even more fun, keep a bottle of lube in the shower.
- Use a handful of tissues. If you keep a handful of tissues by your side, you can blow your load directly into the tissues. The mess can easily be disposed of by throwing the tissues in the trash can. Make sure you have at least four or five tissues close by, otherwise sperm is going to get everywhere. If you are masturbating in your bed, lay on your side because it will be easier to control the direction you squirt.
- Dump your load in an empty jar. Keeping an empty jar beside your bed makes it easy to masturbate with no mess. If you don't feel like getting up right away after you masturbate, you can just put a jar beside your bed until you are ready to get rid of it. It is best to use a jar with a lid, so you don't have to worry about spilling until you are ready to throw it out.
- Masturbate over the toilet. This is an easy way to masturbate with no mess because the mess can be flushed right down the toilet. You need to find the right position to stand over the toilet, one which you are most comfortable with. Before you start masturbating, lift the toilet seat up, so you don't get any sperm on the toilet seat.
- Masturbate with a condom on. If you haven't tried masturbating with a condom on, you need to try it because many guys really enjoy it. Of course, when you masturbate with a condom, your mess goes directly into the condom. When your done masturbating you can throw the condom away.