5 Good Places To Have Sex
These 5 good places to have sex include all those locations that are somewhere between mind-blowing places and those places which are less than satisfactory for sex. While these places may not be ideal places for intercourse, they are, nonetheless, a solid and reliable choice anytime you feel the need to take out your you-know-what and just shoot some you-know-what.
- Your Bedroom Your bedroom is a good place to have sex because it may already be the place you have sex the most. It is also the place where you sleep, again, making it ideal for sex and all the eroticism and arousal that go with it. Your bedroom is like home field advantage because it is the place where you can expect to score the most. Just take home a classy, sophisticated chick you met at some random bar and watch her toes curl in orgasmic delight in your bedroom.
- Your Parent's House The second good place to have sex is your parent's house! Just think of how cool it will be to take your classy and sophisticated "lady"—whom you may or may not have picked up at a bar—to the house in which you grew up. Once there, assuming your parents are out, of course, you can finally engage in a regressive satisfaction of all those frustrated times in your youth when you desperately wanted to have sex in your parent's house while growing up, but were simply too ineffective to do so.
- Picnic Blanket The good old picnic blanket is a good place to have sex, simply because it's so relaxing and an laid-back environment to proverbially "get it on!" Just think of the next time you and your woman feel the primitive urge to satisfy your sexual desires and needs and you two happen to be in a park somewhere. Well, in that scenario, just break out the good old picnic blanket and have yourself a good, old time right out in the open.
- Backseat of Your Car The backseat of your car is a good places to have sex because it is such a cliched place for coitus. The benefits of having sex in the backseat of your car are many. Just a few include the fact that your woman has nowhere to run, seeing as how she'll be pinned beneath you in the backseat, and the windows of your automobile will likely become fogged up due to your sexually induced, heavy breathing, which just adds a cool effect to your car's appearance.
- On a Sofa A sofa may be underrated as a good place to have sex because it is so ordinary, but it really is a good place for sex due to the variety of positions it easily offers you and your woman. Do you want to nail your woman in the missionary position? Well, a sofa provides ample room to do so! Do you want to have sideways sex? Guess what? A sofa has enough room for that, too, big boy! If you want to nail her in the sophisticated doggie style position, a sofa's well-positioned arches and angles will make that dream a reality for you also.