5 Good Sex Positions To Try
Finding 5 good sex positions to try is a little like finding 5 Beatles songs to listen to. There’s so damn many of them, how do you pare it down without losing something of quality? Read and learn, friends.
- Reverse Cowgirl. Reverse Cowgirl is one of 5 good sex positions to try, and a simple twist on a time-honored tradition: woman on top. But she’s not just on top, she’s on top and facing away from you. Basically you’re having it doggie style but you don’t have to do anything, because she's riding the pink dolphin like a lady of the lake. You're also afforded full access to her ass, which is always fun to play with, provided it isn’t a pancake. Chocolate starfish aficionados can feel free to explore the magical confines of that mythical land with fingers, toys, jelly, or syrup. The position is also purportedly very good for women as it allows them to experience a new angle of meat missile injection that stimulates often untouched areas of the honey bucket.
- Step Aerobics. Step Aerobics is one of 5 good sex position to try, and a polite way of saying stair f*cking. What we mean by this is getting some on a staircase like a gangsta. First, you’ll have to find a staircase. Next, produce the divine scepter of your loins. Inspire said member such that it is engorged. For this, we recommend a throat massage. Prepare your woman to receive her gift from the heavens. Remove all covering from her holy pocket and position her a few stairs above from where you stand. Her hips should be situated on the stair, braced by her feet resting a few stairs below. This will give you full access to the twin sanctities of a woman’s nether; the slick corridor and the pungent retreat. Choose wisely.
- Stand and Deliver. Stand and Deliver, one of 5 good sex positions to try, has you standing behind your partner as she bends over and unveils all the glories of her sexual fruit basket. Take her wrists and help her bend down. Gently work your weasel into her dripping cum pot. If you’re looking for a foray into light bondage (and let’s just admit that pretty much all of us are) you can handcuff her easily in this position. Your partner's bent position will also tighten the vagina and gives you access to her clitoris, which you can stimulate with toys, your hands, a feather, or an entire falcon’s wing, if available.
- Kitchen Encounter. Kitchen Encounter is one of our 5 good sex positions to try, and it is more or less what it sounds like. Get your partner in the kitchen, get her bottoms off, and get her up on the counter. For brownie points, snack on the bush a little before penetration. This will be made easier by the bush’s relative proximity to your face, exposed as it is on the kitchen counter. Once the sheath is set, stab your pork sword in a go to town. It’s as easy as that. This position is not recommended for either your or he parents house during the hours that dinner is being made.
- CAT. CAT, or Coital Alignment Technique, one of 5 good sex positions to try, allows stimulation of the clitoris through synchronized pelvic thrusting. Here’s how it works: first, you get nekkid. Then, you get on top of your lady friend, who is at this point also disrobed. Then you find the sweltering blossom of her loins and slide your hummingbird beak in to sup upon its nectar. At this point, you work out a rhythm with your partner. As she thrusts up with her hips, you move back with yours. Then, as you jackhammer down on her seeping orifice of transcendence, she pulls away. During all of this, the thrust partner must be applying pressure to the base of the penis with his or her hips. This creates a rocking that stimulates the clitoris, and leads, apparently, to an increase chance of female orgasm.
Posted on: Nov. 10, 2010