5 Hardcore Masturbation Tips

When your left hand just isn't enough, here's 5 hardcore masturbation tips. Why not get inventive with your masturbation sessions? Masturbation is like any other form of sex. If it gets too routine, it can get extremely boring. If you can't maintain an exciting sex life, even if it is with yourself, then what's the point? However, have no fear, you can easily transform a boring masturbation session into a hardcore masturbation bonanza with a few additions and techniques. So, break out the lubricant, pop in a porn and get ready. Here are five hardcore masturbation tips to help you get off in a pinch.

You will need:

  • lubricant
  • magazines
  • porn (DVD)
  • laptop
  1.  Setting the scene. This isn't going to be your run of the mill masturbation session. Your first step to creating a hardcore masturbation session is to set the scene. You want to surround yourself with as much audio visual stimulation as you can. Lay out all your favorite magazines. Have each of them opened to your favorite nude model. Turn your favorite porn DVD on and set it to your favorite scene. Finally, have your favorite porn clip set and ready to play on your laptop. You may even want to dim the lights.
  2. Getting comfortable. Set yourself up in the most comfortable place possible. Make sure you can see each and every girl on those magazines of yours. Make sure you can reach the play button for the DVD player. Finally, make sure you can click your mouse so the clip will play on your lap top. Once everything is accessible, you can begin.
  3. Stimulation succession. Start out by using the girls in the magazines to get you to hot. Use the lubricant. Give yourself a pre-hardcore masturbation jerk. Don't allow yourself to release. You just want to get yourself going. Start the DVD player. Make sure you regulate your hand strokes. You don't want to pop off just yet. Just make sure to slow down if you get too excited.
  4. The porn clip. Once you've gotten into the whole hardcore masturbation session, start the clip with your clean hand. You want the clip to be positioned at your favorite part. At this point you won't have time for corny lines and warm up foreplay. Make sure the clip starts right when the porn actors are getting busy.
  5. The pay off. Once you've got everything going, it's time for the grand finale. Lubricate both of your hands liberally. Now, use both hands to masturbate with. Vary the motions of both hands. Be creative. If you've timed everything correctly, you'll release right when the money shots on both the DVD and the porn clip come. Now, that's a hardcore masturbation session.