5 Male Fashion Tips

Men, let's face it, you need help when it comes to these 5 male fashion tips. You think that dressing professionally involves putting on a clip-on tie, but that's where you're wrong. Here are a few male fashion tips for you to live by.

1. Hats on, hats off. Fashion is not just about the clothes you wear, it has much to do with when you wear them. Know the etiquette behind accessories such as baseball caps. Baseball caps everywhere? From a woman to a man, yes, you look adorable in your hats. No, that's not permission to wear them everywhere, especially if you are out for a nice dinner. And keep it turned forward. You're no longer a child.
   
2. Save the Hawaiian shirt for the luau. Hawaiian shirts? No, no, no. Do I seriously need to explain? Anyone who knows any male fashion tips knows not to wear these!
   
3. Socks with sandals. Or shall we say socks with "mandals." Really guys? Who told you this was sexy? You look like a dork. Stop it.
   
4. Denim shorts. They just look weird. Denim shorts are always made in such bad proportions.  They only seem to come in two lengths: too short and too long. Many men love sporting your denim shorts to the middle of your calf, but seriously, it looks like your legs are two feet long or shorter.  It's like you have a gigantic torso with marshmallow-leg syndrome.  Not hot. Not hot at all.
5. Excessive bling. Women are not seagulls; they do not automatically flock to the largest, shiniest objects in sight.  Yes, women love a little bling for themselves, just not on our man.  Really, what woman wants her man to be wearing more gold and diamond jewelry than she is?  Nobody, that's who.