Here are five "Pineapple Express" quotes sure to make you crack up. "Pineapple Express" quotes are undoubtedly some of the funniest lines in movies of the past ten years.
- Dale and Red discuss how chill they are. Red: "Why don't you just follow his lead and chill out, man?" Dale: "I'm chill. Chill as a cucumber, man." Red: "You don't seem chill." Dale: "I'm more chill than you." Red: "Look what I'm wearing. Kimono, dog. What're you wearing?" Dale: "…A suit."
- Dale and Saul talk about the rarity of Pineapple Express. Saul: "Just sit back and get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed known to mankind." Dale: "Is it really that rare?" Saul: "It's like the rarest. It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn… with, like, a bomb.
- Red talks about his previous job. Red: "I used to use this little gun when I was a prostitute."
- Dale talks about his favorite food. Dale: "Couscous: The food so nice they had to name it twice."
- Saul and Dale cheer each other up. Saul: "You know, don't get down on yourself: You got a great girl, you got a great job where you don't go anything, you get to smoke weed all day. I wish I had that." Dale: "You have the easiest job on earth! You do smoke weed all day!" Saul: "That's true!" Dale: "You didn't think of that, huh?" Saul: "I do have a good job!" Dale: "Yeah, you do nothing!" Saul: "Thanks, man." Dale: "No problem." Saul: "Thank you."