5 Tips For Humping Pillows

You have probably opened up this article wondering why in the world you would need 5 tips for humping pillows. If you're going to hump some pillows, you should probably do it right. Whether you just really feel like getting it on with a bed full of soft pillows or you need some practice during a dry spell, take these five tips and apply it to your every day pillow humping action.

1. Experiment with different pillow softness and firmness. Humping a super soft pillow is going to be a wholly different experience from humping a firm pillow. Most pillows have the different levels of firmness listed on the packaging or right on the pillow. Take off the pillow case to check and see which one works out the best for you.
2. Figure out your favorite pillow humping position. You can pile up your pillows in a massive pile and have at it or just go one on one. The pillow orgy is fun but you lose out on that personal connection with the one on one pillow. Generally you'll want to be on top of the pillow, since you're essentially simulating dry humping. Plus, if you're on the bottom and your pillow humps you back you have some very interesting problems in your lie.
3. Try different pillow lengths. Pillows have a sizing chart that corresponds to bed sizes for many manufacturers, so you can get pillows from twin sizes up to king. You can also try out body length pillows and throw pillows for a vast different in sizes. You'll want a pillow that is comfortable between your legs.
4. Choose easy to clean pillows. Even if you keep the pillow case on, chances are you're going to have to deal with some sort of mess. Get ones you can just throw in the washer and forget about.
5. Don't you dare feel bad. Pillow humping isn't some weird and deviant behavior. In fact most sexual fetishes are only labeled deviant by people who are so vanilla it's painful.