Corny Pickup Lines

Believe it or not corny pick up lines do work on women. Think about it. A man sees a woman at a bar, like a smooth operator he walks over to her and tells her she is the most beautiful woman in the room. She will send you out of the room with a slap! Don't go there. Be different. Be unique. Be corny. Women love to laugh. If you can get her to chucklem, you just might have a shot. Relationships and dating are hard, but you can lighen the mood by starting off with a corny pick up line.

1. “Hi, you'll do.” She expects you to tell her that she's the best looking woman in the room. This line tells her she's average. Expect her to say "Oh really?" That's your cue to sit down and have a conversation. Works every time.
2. “I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.” This Florence Nightingale corny pick up line might work because girls loooove to help the wounded. Pretend your heart is broken. Giving her the impression that she's the only other woman who can nurse you back to health will make her feel special. And when women feel special...(wink wink).
3. “Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.” Make sure that when you say this line she is not sipping her drink because she will spew it out. This corny pick-up line is so unexpected and so perfect she will laugh out loud.
4. “If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.”  She won't see this corny pick-up line coming and won't know how to respond to it. If she starts to look disgusted, sigh really loudly and say, "I am SOOO bad at this. I'm so sorry I subjected you to that." Women love self-depricating humor, so if your corny strategy fails, you can always fall back on making fun of yourself.
5. “If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close…" It might help to have a lotto ticket in your hand. That will carry the joke all the way home. Maybe even back to your place. You never know...