The Dangers of Dating a Hot Chick

So, you think you've landed the ultimate girlfriend, but now you're slowly becoming aware of the dangers of dating a hot chick.  Is dating a hot chick really all it's cracked up to be? If you're in a relationship with a hot chick, beware! You probably haven't had a chance to consider what sort of dangers you face since you've been so stoked you're actually dating a hot chick!  Learn the dangers and how you can avoid them when (or if!) you're lucky enough to date a hot chick!

  1. Going Broke. The first danger of dating a hot chick is you'll drain your savings account trying to keep up with her. Hot chicks are notoriously big spenders. They love expensive restaurants, hot clubs, lavish vacations. So, keep an eye on your wallet when your new hot chick is around!
  2. Good-bye Friends. The second danger of dating a hot chick is that you won't be able to hang out with any of your friends anymore. This could happen for two reasons: you're the best looking guy amongst your friends and you don't want her to get the impression she's dating a loser who just happens to be cute and break up with you; or, your friends are all better looking than you and she jumps ship to one of your hotter buddies.
  3. Are You Hot Enough? Dating a hot chick is also dangerous because you'll find yourself constantly comparing yourself against all the other men in her life. You could end up spending all your free time in the gym trying to bulk up and keep her interested in you. And, if you're in the gym all day, who's hanging out with your hottie?
  4. Man-Grooming Dangers. Along those same lines, dating a hot chick is dangerous because you might feel compelled to partake in some "man grooming" activities so you look like your girlfriend actually belongs with you when you two go out together. Ever see "The 40 Year Old Virgin"? Waxing is painful.
  5. Protective Family Members. The fifth danger in dating a hot chick is that hot chicks usually come with brothers. If not brothers, than a father for sure. These men in her life are used to her being hot and have developed a strong radar for men who just want to bang their sister or daughter. Be careful here, you could actually be in some real physical danger!!
  6. She's Biding Her Time. The next danger of dating a hot chick is that she's just using you as a temporary place holder until someone more "her level" comes along. If you suspect this is the case, just hold on and enjoy the ride while it lasts! Be sure to take her to lots of weddings, parties, and other events where there will be lots of other single women. You know how women are always attracted to guys in relationships? Well, just line 'em up for when she finally breaks it off with you.
  7. Potential Fisticuffs. Another danger of dating a hot chick that could get physical quickly, is when you two are out at the clubs and guys try and hit on her. Obviously the frequency with which this happens is in direct proportion to her hottness, so if she truly is top of the line, smoking hot, you'd better brush up on your boxing skills.
  8. Jealous Mom. There could also be a little collateral damage at home from the fallout of you dating a hot chick. Moms typically don't like to have to compete for their son's attention and with a hot chick around, well, let's just say your attention won't be with mom! So to make sure you stay in mom's good graces, don't forget to send a little lover her way as well.
  9. See ya, Girl Friends. Similarly, the ninth danger in dating a hot chick is you could lose any (platonic) girlfriends you have as they don't want  to compete for your attention, especially when that means hanging out in the same vicinity as a super hot chick.
  10. Lose Your Job. Finally, the last danger of dating a hot chick….you could get fired from your job because you'll NEVER want to leave the bed!

 

 

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