The best essential bachelor party supplies exist so that you can have just one more night of fun in your whole, entire life…before you are indefinitely imprisoned in the freedom-restricting jail known as married life. These essential bachelor party supplies exist so that you can remember what single life is all about for just one more time.
- Last Night Out Spinner Button. A takeoff on the silly and immature high-school, quasi-sex game of Spin the Bottle, this Last Night Out Spinner Button takes top spot on this countdown of the best essential bachelor party supplies. Featuring nothing too risque among its choices of acts to do based on where the spinner actually lands, this bachelor party item will at least provide hours of foreplay, quasi-sexual tension and maybe, just maybe if you are lucky, the eventual pathway to getting laid.
- Get Well Gift Bag. Nothing says "bachelor party" than women or sex and sex also with women! So what better way to supply a bachelor party than with these naughty gift bags that feature a scantily clad woman on the outside, dressed in an erotic-looking, bad-girl nurse getup complete with a stethoscope? Nothing, that's what. If you are at a bachelor party and you get this Get Well Gift Bag, you can never be sure of what to expect inside. It may be condoms, it may be booze, or it simply may be whipped cream. But whatever it is, it is likely to give you a cheap thrill in a quick hurry, indeed.
- Blow Me Balloons. Keeping in context with this list of the best essential bachelor party supplies are balloons. Only because they are for bachelor party purposes, they are going to be perverted and kinky to the max, which is just the way you will enjoy them! These Blow Me Balloons are in the shape of-you know-and they invite you to pucker up and blow for all your worth. This naughty bachelor party essential will have you and your immature and frat boy-minded guests tickled pink with sophomoric laughter.
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