Funny Facebook Status Messages

Looking for funny Facebook status messages? Were you the class clown as a kid? Well, that is a talent that can be transferred to adulthood by posting funny Facebook status messages to keep your friends cracking up. Keep your friends on your profile and collect as many "likes" as you can by posting these funny Facebook statuses.

1. (Name) is about to stick a pin in your voodoo doll... brace yourself. This Facebook status is funny and it may get you some strange looks from your friends. In the end you will all get a laugh about this one. This is a great status for someone with a dark sense of humor. If your friends already think you're weird, then this might just push them over the edge.
2. (Name) is wondering where Noah kept woodpeckers on his ark. This status is one of those funny statements that makes you chuckle, but also makes you wonder what the answer to the question is. Maybe that's why they can't find the ark, the woodpeckers got rid of it all. Oh, and the termites. 
3. (Name) thinks that if your relationship status says, "It's complicated" that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single." Now THAT is funny and very true. If you're not in a relationship, then how can you be in something that is complicated. You may run the risk of offending some of your friends with this one who are in this complex yet simple "it's complicated" non-relationship, but who cares, you'll get a good laugh out of everyone else.
4. I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen. So many people can relate to this. This will be especially funny for 70's and 80's babies who grew up with the mantra of "Just Say No"  in their schools. So many people said no and can relate to the fact that it just didn't work. 
5. (Name) is cleaning out his medicine cabinet of expired prescriptions with a glass of water and several mystery pills at a time. Be careful with this one;  if you have a bunch of stiff friends, they may send the authorities to your house after reading this post. If you have a more relaxed group of friends, then they will get a great laugh imagining you with moldy antibiotics and stale aspirin in one hand and a cloudy glass in the other hand.

These funny Facebook status messages are sure to get you lots of likes and plenty of comments. You may even spark a revolution of humorous Facebook statuses amongst your friends.