Funny Pickup Lines
You should always have a couple of funny pickup lines handy that you can use to help you meet women. Women love guys with a sense of humor, but don’t think she want see you coming a mile away and be ready to shoot you down the moment you approach her. A funny pickup line is a great way to break the ice and get her to relax and let her guard down. A woman is more likely to be receptive to a funny pickup line then she would be to one that sounds sexual. However there is only one way to find out, head out on the town and put some of these funny pick up lines to good use.
- "Excuse me, but do you realize your cell phone is broken." She may have a funny and awkward look on her face; you reply by saying her phone can't be working properly if your number is not in it. Of course, she will think you are trying to pick her up, but she’ll still think that it's a funny pickup line.
"Do you make it a habit of talking to strangers?" More than likely she will respond with “NO” with a little attitude in her voice. Proceed to tell her your name, birthday social security number or any personal information you want to share. Now tell her you're not strangers, but good friends because she knows all of your business. You can’t miss with this funny pickup line.
- "I would ask you to dance, but I can’t see I’ve just been blinded by your beauty." However if she choose to lead you on the dance floor, you should definitely follow her. This funny pickup line is sure to get you a dance.
"You know you dropped something important." She may be concerned as to what important thing she just dropped. You respond with “me.” You are sure to get a little giggle out of her with this funny pickup line.
- "Do you believe in love at first sight?" Don’t expect her to say yes to this funny pickup line, even though no is the reply you want from her. You will make her smile with this funny line.
"Do you have time to make a new friend?" More than likely she will say no, which will work in your favor. You will then respond by saying you don't want to be her friend, you want to be her man.
Trying to pick up a woman can be a little awkward at first. Trying to use funny pickup lines is a good way to get your foot in the door and not get the door slammed in your face.