How To Be Kinky Through Text With A Woman

Thanks to the wonders of modern telecommunications, it is now imperative that every man learn how to be kinky through text with a woman. Learn some kinky text etiquette before you begin firing off your romantic missives. 

  1. Reserve your kinky texts for women who will welcome them. Ideally, when you're being kinky through text, you're responding to a flirty message you got first. Getting drunk and sending an X-rated message to the lady who works in payroll is creepy and could get you fired or sued. 
  2. Use innuendo. Unless you know this woman very well and she's sent you an explicit text, it's sexier to write something clever. Leave the details to your lady's imagination and write something suggestive. Remember – you're trying to be kinky, not sleazy. 
  3. Use your spell checker. Nothing looks stupider than when you're trying to be kinky through text with a woman and you have glaring spelling or grammatical errors. Of course, it's okay to include some popular text message abbreviations, but don't tell a woman you're thinking about her "brests." 
  4. Don't ever send a picture of your penis to a woman via text. Unless, of course, you don't mind her and her friends laughing over a picture of your junk. Yes, even if this woman still likes you, she's going to share this picture with all of her friends. Women normally find penis pics sent via text either appalling or hilarious, and sometimes both of these at the same time. This advice is especially applicable if you happen to be a celebrity or a professional athlete. 

 

 

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