How To Destroy A Relationship

If she won't let go and you want no part of her, knowing how to destroy a relationship may be the path to take. When your relationship is over but she's not getting the message, you may have to take strong measures to put some distance between the two of you. How do you make a speedy exit while putting the brakes on?

1. Ignore her. One of the first ways to destroy a relationship is to ignore your girlfriend. Women love attention and the flip side of this is a huge no-no. Of course, if you have no vested interest in continuing, all systems are go to ignore the heck out of her. Don't return phone calls, pretend you don't hear what she's says and refuse to make future plans.
2. Lie. If you want to destroy a relationship, lie to your girl. Nothing cuts to the heart of the matter more than being deceitful. Normal chicks run at the first sign of dishonesty. If you're with a drama queen, however, being dishonest only adds fuel to her fire.
   
3. Steal. If you want to destroy a relationship, engage in criminal activities such as stealing. This tactic can work, but on the other hand, some chicks dig guys with prison records.
4. Flirt with other women. When you want to destroy a relationship, flirt with other women. Make sure your girl is there to witness your bodacious behavior in order to be completely effective. Don't be shy about flirting, either. Nothing is more insulting than watching your man make plays for other girls while you watch. If the chick you're dumping has half a brain, she'll be gone before you know it.
5. Cheat with someone she cares about. When you cheat on your woman, you really know how to destroy a relationship. Consider yourself a master of destruction, because this is a dirty strategy. By sleeping with someone your girl loves, like her mother, sister or best friend, you damage more than one relationship, so be warned. You are certain to have several women up in arms about you, and they will remember you for the rest of their lives.