How To Fake An Orgasm

There should be no shame in wanting to learn how to fake an orgasm. The truth is that our society has led us to believe that every guy wants to get off, and can get off, at a moments notice. Well, to be honest, this is certainly not true. Sometimes you just are not that into it, or you are tired, or drunk. The problem becomes ending the procedure without hurting her feelings. You see, she is probably under the same misconception as everyone else, and failure to get you off may make her feel insecure. So the next time you find yourself doing the dirty, and you just cannot seem to get yourself into it, try one of these hints or tips, and learn how to fake an orgasm.

1. Practice faking an orgasm by first having a real orgasm. It is imperative that in order to fake an orgasm, you act how you normally would during a real orgasm. So, the next time you find yourself about ready to come, take note of how your body reacts. Do you breathe quickly and moan? Do you stiffen up, or does your pace quicken? Only by noting how you act during a real orgasm, can you successfully fake an orgasm when you need to.
2. Wear a condom. Unless you are in a strictly monogamous committed relationship, you should always wear a condom. However, when faking an orgasm, wearing a condom is most certainly a must. Ejaculating, or lack there of, is a major give away.
3. Keep it simple. Do not make a big production out of your fake orgasm. Do not yell, thrash around, or make crazy faces when you are supposedly coming. Just do what you normally do and leave it at that. If you overact, she will know that you are faking it. 
4. End it and move. After you have your fake orgasm, dispose of the condom as usual, and do what ever it is that you normally do. If you normally cuddle her, do that, if you normally go to sleep do that. The key to a good fake is to not let anything seem like it is out of the ordinary.