How To Find Pamela Anderson Sex Movie

You must have been in coma for over a decade if you are wondering how to find the Pamela Anderson sex movie. This infamous gem of raw footage was unleashed upon the Earth in 1998 by a sleazy dwarf named Seth Warshavsky. The Pamela Anderson sex movie has been viewed at least a billion times and duplicated endlessly, so finding a copy will not be a problem. Watching this Academy-nominated sex movie might depend upon your tastes, but if you have a hankering to see Tommy’s python and Pamela Anderson’s silicon, read on.

To find the Pamela Anderson sex movie, you will need:

• Pornography-obsessed acquaintance
• Internet access

1. Creepy guy. The easiest way to find the Pamela Anderson sex movie is to ask that guy. That "friend" you know that all the girls instinctively avoid. The guy who thinks it is his job to archive every last tiny bit of pirated digital information from music to movies to video games to porn. That guy. Ask for a copy and do not under any circumstances ever touch his keyboard, mouse or use any of the Kleenex next to his computer.
2. Jack booth. Should you happen to live in an urban, liberal city far away from the Bible Belt, you have porn stores galore. There is a whole damn district in pretty much every major city because all people think about is eating or screwing. Walk past the nudie booths, through the toy section, circle wide around the racks of foreign whack off magazines and enter the video section. You can either ask the desensitized employees or follow the well-trodden path to the celebrity porn section.  
3. Robot. If you have no weird friends and are too ashamed to hang around adult book stores, your last hope to see Pamela Anderson’s curiously curved body is the internet. Prepare yourself by thinking of your favorite Baywatch moments while you fire up the computer. Any search engine with the filters turned off will bring you the meat.