How To Find A Site For An Orgy

Unless you live in a sorority house or ancient Rome, you may find it difficult to find a site for an orgy. But fear not! It’s actually not that hard to find a place for a bunch of naked strangers to penetrate each other, you just need to get creative. Let’s take a look at some creative ways to find a site for an orgy.

  1. Consult your local biker gang. Biker gangs are really good at finding sites for an orgy. Of course, it’s easy for them. They pretty much have orgies wherever they want because, well, who’s going to say anything? Still, they offer some high quality orgy prospects.
  2. Use the interweb. There are plenty of swinger and lifestyle sites that host orgies or offer tips on how to host an orgy. If you’re poor or weird, you can use Craigslist. Just be careful if you invite strangers to your sex party.
  3. Consult the yellow pages. Some local hotels offer discounts to pre-registered group-sex organizations. They offer large hotel suites, conference rooms and a continental breakfast. Make sure to book in advance.
  4. Go outside. Nature is a great place for wild hippie orgies. The gays have been doing it for decades near highway rest stops, so they have this pretty much on lock. Try to be sneaky and wear running shoes because this is illegal.
  5. Use your own house. If you can’t find a site for an orgy, just use your own house, hire a sitter and shell out the extra dough for a cleaning service. The film "Risky Business" might be a good guide. Be sure to tell your wife, otherwise … awkward.
  6. Watch "Eyes Wide Shut." Does anyone even know what the heck that movie was about? It doesn't matter. They had their orgy in a castle.     

 

 

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