If you are a sex addict, you need to find out how to find women who love sex addicts if you want to have a fulfilling sex life. If you are not a sex addict, you might enjoy finding a woman who prefers to sleep with sex addicts because she will be used to have frequent sex. Woman who love sex addicts often like to try things that other women shy away from because they have to keep things fresh which means their sexual partners never get bored.
- Get into the mind of women who love sex addicts. If you were someone who loved sex addicts where would you try to find them? There are support groups for sex addicts and some women might go undercover and pose as sex addicts to try and find horny men. Join a sex addiction support group and greatly exaggerate your sexual prowess. If there are any imposters among the female addicts they will quickly make themselves known to you.
- Dress like a sex addict. To attract women looking for sex addicts, you must dress like a sex addict. Buy some lycra cycle shorts and wear them about town. If necessary, bulk out the groin area with a pair of socks. Though not illegal, cycle shorts are highly distasteful and vulgar. Most women would be repulsed by someone who wore them to the grocery store, church or the office but women who love sex addicts will be in seventh Heaven. They will be keen to get their hands on your lycra.
- Act like a sex addict. Tell people that you are a sex addict. For the sake of your long term reputation you may want to do this in parts of town that you do not normally hang out it. Go to new bars and loudly explain to people that you are a sex addict and are attempting to steer clear of your many sexual partners. Approach women on the dance floor of nightclubs and ask them if you can buy them a water as a platonic gesture because you are trying to prove that you are over your sex addiction. Most women will run form you but those who linger are the ones who love sex addicts.
- Post an add for a female sex addiction sponsor in the local paper. If you put an advert in the local parer for a woman to act a sponsor during your recovery from sex addiction, one of two things will happen: You will get replies from women who love sex addicts or you will get replies from women who believe in celibacy. You should be able to distinguish the two groups because the exponents of celibacy will not appear at your door with their cleavage showing. Tell your so-called sponsor that your are weak and she will happily help you fall off the wagon.
- Find the nightclub with the over 40 crowd. Every town has at least one night club where women over the age of 40 with peroxide blonde hair and dark roots, hang out and "forget" to wear their wedding rings. These sexually frustrated women are not looking for a new husband but they are looking for someone new to have sex with. They love sex addicts because they are like a credit card for sex that never runs out of juice. Find the horny housewives club in your town and you will find the women who love sex addicts.
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