How To Get Back At Your Ex-Wife

By: ShaQuanna Kilgore

Break Studios Contributing Writer

Learning how to get back at your ex-wife can be done the legal or illegal way, the legal way is much more sufficient. Getting back at an ex-wife can be sweet victory for a man's soul. Men are very prideful and find joy in having control over a situation. Men get hurt just as well as women do, and they want vengeance even worse then women do. These five steps will not only help a man, but will give his ex-wife the fight of her life.

  1. Conveniently loose objects. Once the ex-wife has betrayed your trust and you have made up in your mind that it's over, she must pay for what she has done. There are going to be times when something she needs is still in your possession, whether it's their favorite t-shirt or iPod, they feel as though they just cannot live without. This is when you take the opportunity to let them know that it's lost. You have no idea where it is and make the conversation as short as possible. Giving your ex-wife time to realize that you do have it but you want nothing else to do with her.
  2. Date her friends. Women always have that one friend who gives you the eye when she's not looking. She is the one that you may want to contact and take on dates where ever your ex-wife "happens" to be. This will upset your ex-wife knowing you have the guts to do something as such, and the fact that her so called "friend" is now on a date with her ex-husband. Enjoy the date as though your ex-wife is never there and flirt with your date on a level you used to flirt with her. Make sure that  your actions clearly show your ex-wife that you're enjoying your new, single life.
  3. Get in shape at her gym. If she likes to work out, make sure you're at the gym when she's working out. Make sure that your work out attire is revealing and spark up conversation with attractive women in her plain view. Act engaged and pretend like you've made plans to meet up later.
  4. Have a Makeover. Every pair of clothing that your ex-wife ever wanted you to wear, whether it irritates you or not, wear it. Cut your hair in a different way, and raise your confidence. This makeover will not only have the ladies looking, but your ex-wife may think about what she did to you and what she needs to do to get you back. A makeover can also make you feel confident and to go out and meet other women.
  5. Write a tell all blog. In this blog state everything that you've been feeling about your ex-wife.  Wear your heart on your shoulder. Make sure that your feelings are described in depth. This blog can be therapeutic and is a good release. Who knows, maybe someone will stumble upon it and give you a book or movie deal.
Posted on: Aug. 17, 2010