How To Get Horny Fast

For those of you that don't have time to wine and dine yourselves, here's how to get horny fast. Seriously though, every now and again you may need to get horny fast. Are you dealing with an impatient lady friend? Maybe you're trying to get it on in a fitting room of your favorite department store. The reason for needing to get horny fast isn't important. The ability to get yourself horny quickly is all that matters. When time is of the essence in getting horny, there are a few techniques you can use to get your soldier at full attention rather quickly. Here's how to get your cylinders firing quickly. Here's how to get horny fast.

  1. It's all in the mind. Guys are thinking about sex all day long, so getting horny fast is relatively easy. You just need to focus. Thinking about sex constantly can often jade you to sexual encounters. So, what you need to do is find the most erotic thoughts in your head, and categorize those thoughts for a rainy day. So, what thoughts should you store to get you horny fast? Well it depends. If the girl you're dealing with is an expert in the bedroom, or just super sexy, it'll be easy to access memories of things you've done together to get you horny fast. If you can't use her to get you going, think of your favorite porn scene or maybe even another girl you've dealt with. Now, some people may say it's wrong to think about another chick while sexing the current one. Well, look at it this way. If you can't get going when she needs to, you won't be sexing this one for too long.
  2. Your cell phone. Yes, your cell phone. If you have a smartphone, guess what? You can access porn on your phone! If you know you're going to be in a situation where you need to get horny quickly, just cheat. Pull up a quick scene of your favorite porn star. Watch it. Skip to the good parts. Catalogue what you saw. When you get to your girl, if you have a problem getting ready, simply remember the scene you just watched.
  3. What's about to happen. If you know you're going to get some sex later, then fixate on it all day. When you finally get to your lady friend, getting horny fast will be a breeze. There is a downside to thinking about sex all day. You may be too excited to perform at your normal capacity. You may be setting yourself up to come to fast for her liking. So, use this technique as a last resort.

 

 

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