How To Get Revenge On An Ex

By: BWalter

Break Studios Contributing Writer

So you want to know how to get revenge on an ex. It really isn’t a good idea to spend time wasting your energy getting revenge on your ex, but if your mind’s made up, then let the games begin. There are multiple ways you can exact revenge on an ex that left you with a bitter feeling in your heart. As always, anything you do should be done creatively. Don’t attempt to get revenge on your ex unless you’re fully certain that you can use your creative juices to exact the perfect revenge. Sending mean emails or calling and hanging up on her are not examples of a perfect revenge on an ex. You want to leave her with the concrete idea in her brain that she messed with the wrong person. Here are some ideas that’ll help you get some good revenge on your ex.

  1. Her Rival. You want to give your ex a good sucker punch? Hook up with a chick that you know she can't stand. She'll be pissed off. Make sure the girl is hotter than her. Or, at least hook up with a girl she thinks is hotter than her. You can tell she feels this way because she'll always talk down about that particular girl. And, that's the girl you want to go get. Even though your relationship is done, it'll still sting her. This is because, subconsciously she wants you to mourn losing her. By not giving her the satisfaction of calling and begging her to come back, she wont know how to react.
  2. Her friend. This one will sting even more than the first idea. It's pretty much guaranteed that your ex lady had a friend that liked you. Especially if you treated your ex well. This is because people want a good thing. If you were a good thing then her friends were checking you out. All you have to do is wait for a while and pounce on one of her buddies. Not only will your ex hate you even more, you would have effectively destroyed a relationship with one of her good friends.
  3. Totally disregard her. Maybe its some unwritten law, but exes don't like to see their exes happy. If you can at least act like she's an afterthought, she'll feel it. If you can show that your life has greatly improved without her, you'll really hurt her. This is probably the best revenge on an ex you can get. It'll make them rethink why they left you,or why you guys broke up.
  4. Act like you're not hurt. Be real with yourself for a moment. The fact that you're even reading this now proves that you're still hurting. But, for the purposes of getting revenge on your ex, you need to appear as if the break up didn't really effect you. Make it a point to run into her in social settings. Don't appear to be upset. Just treat her like a distant acquaintance. Say "Hi" and keep on going. It helps if you look good that day, or even better, if you look like you're having a great time. Even better still, have a great time with another chick hotter than your ex. This'll really shake her confidence, which is the best revenge of all.
Posted on: Oct. 05, 2010