There are really no instant cures on how to get THC out of your system, but there are a few things you can try. Unfortunately, THC likes fat cells so it stays in your system longer than other drugs which could be inopportune if you are forced to take a urine test for employment or because the court is forcing you. A few things you should not rely on are any instant cures or magic potions you find on the internet. Drinking vinegar, cleansing shots or weird pills are not the answer. Only two methods have been proven to work.
In order to get THC out of your system you will need:
- Vitamin B
- Time be time. The most effective way to get THC out of your system is to not have any THC (smoking, eating, vaporizing) anywhere from three days to 100 days. Why the discrepancy? Because an obese person who burns all day long will test positive much longer than an occasional user who is an exercise freak. Most people fall somewhere in between. Give yourself at least two months if you can, and you should test fine.
- Water loading. This is an emergency way to get THC out of your system that some people have found effective. Nothing is 100% positive and the only way to be sure you got all the THC out of your system is abstinence. The first step is to start eating a lot of red meat to boost your creatine levels. Some labs will test your urine for creatine to make sure you are not just loaded up with water.
- The night before. In order to clean out your system, you should start twelve hours before the test by taking four aspirin. After six hours, take four more aspirin.
- Water time. To get your system to test clean for THC, you should start drinking water four hours before you test. Drink two glasses of water, juice or soda. Drink another glass every fifteen minutes to twenty minutes until you have consumed between seven to eight glasses.
- Pee and refill. By now you should have to pee a lot and your pee should be clear. Drink a half glass of liquid after every time you pee to keep your system going.
- Mellow yellow. It is obvious to testers when your urine is clear that you have been flushing your system to get THC out. So one hour before the test crush up a Vitamin B pill and take it. This will turn your pee yellow by test time. Good luck.
Using coffee or tea as your last few drinks before the test will also help your urine turn yellow.
Buy a urine test online and see how you are doing if you want some answers quickly.
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