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How To Get Your Wife To Have A Threesome

By: Helena Handbasket

Break Studios Contributing Writer

Ok guys, it’s ok to admit that you’ve wondered how to get your wife to have a threesome. You know it. She knows it. Hell, chances are she’s thought of it herself! It’s not 60s anymore when the concepts of swinging and wife swapping were considered taboo. Bisexuality, kink, and multiple sexual partnerships are openly embraced in today’s society and sexual exploration among couples is common, even though we're sometimes afraid to admit it. The key to finding out just how freaky your blushing bride can be is to carefully present this tantalizing idea to her.

To get your wife to have a threesome you will need to:

  • Clearly determine her sexual orientation
  • Evaluate her level of friendliness toward other men.
  1. Be damn sure that she is bisexual or at very least bi-curious. A proposal like that to a completely heterosexual wife is just asking for trouble.
  2. Consider whether or not you are committed. A woman who possesses a liberated enough attitude towards sex to not take this as the ultimate insult. You’ll never get your wife to have a threesome if she thinks you’re treating her like a whore. Be sure she’s down for that kind of party before you ever suggest it.
  3. Keep in mind this won’t happen overnight. But it can be done and getting there is half the fun!
  4. Liven up your one-on-one sex life. The first thing you want to do is start doing her more often, much more often. Meet up for a nooner, bend her over the dryer when she’s doing laundry, nail her in the garage on her way to work. Just do her…a lot.
  5. Get kinky. Now that she has gotten used to the idea of all this spontaneous sex and is amazed at you drive and stamina, make with the new moves. Sexy toys, role playing, costumes, blindfolds, whatever you can think of. Be creative!
  6. Start watching orgy or threesome porn with her. By now you should be extremely comfortable with introducing new sex games and activities to your wife and if you’re doing it right she may be suggesting a few things herself. Now without ever suggesting that your wife have a threesome with you, suggest that you watch some porn and ravage her over the side of the ottoman.
  7. Ask. If you’re lucky, by now your wife may be asking you about interviewing for new playmates, or may even have one in mind. If not, you’ve put yourself in a good enough position to ask. You’ve spent weeks revving up your sex life and exploring new and stimulating things with the woman that you love. Now is the perfect time to ask your wife to have a threesome.

 You’ve done everything else! What's left?

Posted on: Mar. 14, 2010