How To Have Better Tasting Cum
If you want your girlfriend, friend with benefits or wife to suck you off every chance they get, you're going to want to learn how to have better tasting cum. Though who are we kidding, if you're trying to talk your wife into this, you'd better dip that stick right into a batch of gourmet chocolate and cross your fingers. For those guys that do still have a sex life, read on. One of the reasons that the ladies aren't into that whole blowjob thing is due to the fact that cum can taste pretty nasty. There are a few ways to get better tasting cum; it's not exactly going to taste like a stream of pure sugar, but you should manage to not have the chicks running away when you're about to blow.
- Stay away from seafood if you want to have better tasting cum. There is almost nothing that can make your baby batter taste as horrible as a pile of shrimp or a fish fillet. Other foods that cause some very unwanted tastes are very hot and spicy foods. I'm looking at you, buffalo wings.
- Stop smoking and your cum will taste better. Many smokers' significant others found that the taste and texture of cum after they quit are much better than while they were smoking.
- Try drinking pineapple juice for a few days before the big event for better tasting cum. This method is said to work for men and women, so if you want to turn the tables you can also tell your lady friend to drink up and avoid the fish market below. Apples can also have a positive effect toward taking the bitterness away from cum.
- Stay hydrated. This is a good rule of thumb no matter what you're going after in life, but in the pursuit of making better tasting cum you'll find that drinking lots of water can cause you to produce more cum, as well as dilute strong tastes throughout your load.
- Avoid coffee and other caffeinated beverages. Your lady will find that it makes cum quite bitter.
- Cut down on red meat. Heavy protein diets add a bitter taste to cum.
- Stop worrying so much. It's good that you want to make sure your lady friend has the best experience possible, but better tasting cum can be a very subjective thing, and is as dependant on her taste buds as the efforts you make for your bedroom fun.