How To Have Kinky Foreplay

If you're tired of your vanilla sex life, spice it by learning how to have kinky foreplay. It's really not that difficult to have fun in the bedroom, living room, or even the laundry room if you're not shy and aren't afraid of using your head (no, not that one) to think up creative ways to kink up your foreplay. Some women love to engage in S&M, while others prefer to be thoroughly ravished like a romance novel heroine. Whatever you try, these techniques, although not S&M, are kinky enough to get your woman hot, wet, and ready for sex.

1. Make her laugh. You think this isn't kinky? Any man who's able to make his woman breathless with laughter is unleashing feel-good chemicals in her brain, making her receptive to more adventurous things. Tell her funny anecdotes about your past and growing up, but lay off the cheesy locker room fare. If it makes your buddies guffaw to hear about flabby breasts, 90% of the time, it will offend your woman.
2. Kiss her while she's laughing. Catch her off-guard when she's at the tail end of her laughter. Right when she's paused to take a breath, kiss her gently and seductively. Tell her she's sexy when she laughs, and what a great smile she has. This is a good lead-up to some kinky foreplay. 
3. Stroke her body.  Now that you've gotten her attention, and your intentions are clear, stroke her body with your hands. As you stroke her, slowly remove one article of clothing at a time, kissing each bare spot of skin as you go. If you're removing a button-down top. Stroke her from the chest down lightly. Follow with your lips, kissing, licking, and gently nipping her skin. Focus on the breasts and give them a tongue bath: suck, flick, and kiss those puppies until she's groaning in pleasure.
4. Strip down.  Strip down to your skivvies. Concentrate on stimulating parts of each others' bodies that you don't normally consider erogenous. Tickle her calves, massage her head with your fingernails, knead her ass and (literally) kiss it. If she's just taken a shower (hopefully she does every day), run your finger up the crack of her ass and tickle her hole. She might be surprised at first, but if you gain her trust, she'll let you do just about anything.
5. Shower together. You don't need us to tell you that showering together has kinky written all over it. You're naked, you're wet, you're horny as hell. Let your cock rub up against her ass in the shower, but don't penetrate. Wash each other, and have her lather up your dick and give you a sensuous hand job. Don't let her bring you to climax, though. Stop her when you're on the edge.
6. Eat her in the shower. Nothing turns a woman on more than a man who will gladly give oral pleasure. After she's brought you to the edge of ejaculating (remember, stop her before you do, unless you can recharge quickly), spread her legs, kneel down, and lick her like her like an ice cream cone. Use long strokes of the tongue, suck her clitoris, and insert your tongue into her pussy, darting in and out. The wet, kinky foreplay you're indulging her in will drive her wild. Again, stop before she cums. You don't want the foreplay to end just yet. Suspense and anticipation is the best part of sex. If you have a detachable shower head with a pulse adjustment, get her hot and heavy with that before you go downtown.
7. Encourage her to masturbate.  Barring a threesome, nothing is more kinky than a woman masturbating in your presence. Have her finish the job, and offer to help by using a vibrator or your fingers. Many women love the feel of clitoral stimulation couple with vaginal penetration. It can make her orgasm more intense. When she's done, you have a choice: masturbate with her help, or get your freak on.