How To Have Phone Sex

We have all of this technology and people still want to learn how to have phone sex? Contrary to popular belief, to have phone sex with your significant other is still very sexy. There are many things you can do to spice up your sexual relationship with your partner and learning how to have phone sex is still one of the best ways to intensify your sexual urges.

1. You have to have a voice in order to have phone sex. If your girlfriend sounds like Billy Dee Williams, she needs to be away from the telephone. If your boyfriend sounds like Ms. Piggy, he does not need to be on the phone talking about doing the sexual hokey pokey. You have to have a sexy voice. How ridiculous would it be to hear Julia Child and Big Bird from Sesame Street have phone sex? That is a cringe worthy moment!
2. Role playing. Decide if you both want to play a role. The doctor and the nurse is always a fun one to do. You are a partnership and it would be vital that both of you work together to figure out what you are going to say and do. The role playing has to be realistic. You cannot be a plumber and the girl is a customer and you just have phone sex. What is the point? It is like you are giving your girl a cat bath and you do not give her sex afterwards. If you are planning on role playing, it has to lead to something.
3. What are you going to say? The biggest drawback of them all is what to say when you have phone sex. Many of us cannot improv so you might need to write down what you want to do. If you are just a freak you can just say what’s on your mind. Write down what you want to do to her sexually and say it with some conviction. Do not sound like a Dexter. What is a Dexter? A Dexter is a nerd e.g. Screech from “Saved by the Bell”. Sound like a man that wants to tear your woman’s vayjayjay wide open. This also depends on your mood as well. What is the occasion? Is it Valentine’s Day or do you just want to have hot torrid sex?
4. The climax. Once you know what you want to say and with passion and conviction, your girl’s panties should be dripping like water. She should be like a Slip ‘n Slide after you have phone sex with her. Actions speak louder than words and you cannot have phone sex and say you are going to give your girl the best sex of her entire life and cum in two minutes. Your girlfriend is going to be calling you Uncle Ben; you are done in less than a minute. Say what you mean and mean what you say. Doing these things is as important as saying them when you have phone sex.
5. Have fun. Do not worry about making mistakes just have fun pleasing your woman. Trying too hard and being too serious might not end up the way you want it to. Just be cool, calm, and collected like the Rolling Stones and you should be fine like 18^th century wine.