How to Have Sex In a Car

There are a number of steps to follow to know how to have sex in a car. It’s not the most ideal place for getting frisky, but you probably have chosen this site out of necessity or maybe just to feel young again.

1. Location, location, location–If you’re planning to have sex in a car, you’re probably going to be in a public place. The last thing you want is to get caught. It will be very embarrassing for her and there’s always the chance you could get in trouble with the cops. So pick a lightly trafficked locale, maybe behind an abandoned building or a place well off the beaten path. But don’t pick somewhere so isolated that some pervert might catch you off guard and unprotected. You should be the only pervert in the scenario.

2. Temperature–If you’re going to have sex in a car, you’re probably best off leaving the car running, as you’re either going to get very hot (we’re all familiar with the image of steamed car windows) or very cold if you’re playing with the “yule log” in the winter. Keep the temperature moderated with the heater/AC. The key thing to remember: don’t kick the gearshift!

3. Stretch!–Having sex in a car is much different than being in a bed. You’re going to find yourself in uncomfortable positions, especially when you’re trying to get her into high gear. A lot of flexibility is required, as is some creativity in how you’re going to maneuver. Slipping the clutch is likely if you’re not able to position yourself properly.

4. Take her back to a more “innocent” time–You probably have access to a bed, so if she’s willing to let you check her oil in the back of a Buick, she’s probably feeling a little frisky and naughty--perhaps like the bad schoolgirl of her youth. If you’re going to have sex in a car, play up this angle by providing the right dialogue and taking the scenario into high-RPM mode.