How To Have Sex On A Chair
Some people are eager to learn how to have sex on a chair because they want to try something different and have grown tired of the missionary position. Chairs are popular with limber people who like to have sex whilst watching TV and people whose beds are not strong enough to support the weight of two adults. Most people have several chairs in their houses but finding the right chair to use for sex can make all the difference.
- Find a good chair. Before you can plan to have sex on a chair you must find a comfortable chair that has a suitable shape. Armchairs and sofas are not ideal for sex because they are too bulky. Dining room chairs work best because they are not too large and your partner can put her legs on either side of the seat.
- Test the strength of the chair. You don't want to use a weak chair that could collapse in the middle of sex. If you plan to have sex on a chair, test its strength by turning it upside down and firmly tugging on the legs. Turn the chair back upright and stand on the seat. Jump up and down several times to see how much motion it can handle. If the chair begins to fall apart then you must find a better chair. If it stays in one piece then it is suitable for sex.
- Find someone to have sex with. If you are married, explain to your wife that you want to have sex on a chair. If you have a girlfriend, call her on the phone and ask her to come over for sex. If you are single, go to a nightclub and find a hot women. It is better to have sex on a chair with a limber women. Large women might have trouble stretching their legs the width of a chair. Find a hot looking, limber young women and seduce her.
- Take your seat. Sit down on the chair. For easy access you should take off your clothes but if you feel uncomfortable doing so you can just unzip your trousers and retrieve your penis. Before having sex on the chair you must ensure that your penis is erect. To help your erection, ask your sexual partner to remove all of her clothes. The site of a naked woman will immediately cause your penis to become erect. Place a condom on your penis.
- Have sex. Ask your sexual partner to walk towards you. As she approaches you, she must spread her legs apart and slide her vagina onto your penis. She will end up sitting down facing you on the chair. You can begin having sex on the chair now. Your sexual partner must do the hard work and slide up and down your penis while you enjoy the experience. Continue doing this until your have an orgasm.