How To Have Sex In A Hotel

If you don't have a convenient place for a one night stand or you're looking for a new location for your nighttime exploits, learning to how to have sex in a hotel will serve you well. While you might think that running off to a hotel to have sex is a straightforward process, you do have a few special considerations to make, especially if you aren't exactly supposed to be sleeping with the woman who is coming along with you.

1. Don't broadcast the fact that you're just going to the hotel for sex. Don't try to be cute and ask about a by the hour rate because it will quickly become a two-minute stay when your chick gets pissed and walks out. Just chill out, pay normally and be nice to the front desk because they're the ones that are going to know just how quick you're checking out. Save some money by getting the queen size instead of the king size bed since you don't have to worry about actually sleeping on the beds.
2. Minimize trashing the room. While you can be very creative with where you have sex in the hotel room, don't leave a mess for the hell of it. This especially means don't wipe your sperm-covered penis on the towels. Wash off first, then dry everything down.
3. Make clean-up easy on the cleaning staff. You might not think that the hotel staff is going to know what you're up to, but you aren't that clever. If you don't want them gossiping about your hotel trips, especially if you make them frequently, put any dirty bedding in the laundry bags already stripped from the bed; the same with the towels.