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How To Have Sex In Public

By: Bryce VanHoosen

Break Studios Contributing Writer

Although it often seems like a "spur of the moment" decision, there is plenty of strategy required when planning how to have sex in public. Do you tackle the situation by night in a secluded place, or just get to the deed right under the unknowing public's noses? Whatever you choose, knowing the correct way to have sex in public can be the difference between just having a good time and getting charged with public indecency.

  1. Darker is better. Having sex in public while it's dark out increases your chances of not getting caught. Not only that, but it also tends to elevate the amount you can "get into it" when embarking on a public sexcapade. Remember, only criminals and drunk people come out after dark, and they're the least of your worries when getting a little risque.
  2. Go somewhere secluded. This should be obvious enough, if you want to be free to enjoy yourself while having sex in public, go somewhere where other people aren't. This means less frequented places like forest trails, empty parking lots, or parks after hours. Places like department stores or children's playgrounds are typical no-no areas, and may even land you in jail.
  3. Be quick. If you want to have an hour long sex session, you should probably stay away from having sex in public. In order to not get caught, you must be quick and you must plan ahead. Talk about clothing, positions, and accessories beforehand with your girl.

Having sex in public can be a rewarding experience that's fun for both you and her. Just be smart about what you're doing, because there's a very fine line between being kinky and public indecency. 

Posted on: Dec. 01, 2010