How To Have Sex With Twins

If you want to be the envy of all your friends, you need to know how to have sex with twins. There are many sexual mountains that many men have tried to climb, and indeed, trying to have sex with twins is comparable to the Mount Kilimanjaro… of doing it. If you're going to succeed in your endeavor try to have sex with twins, you're going to need to be smart, open-minded, ready to improvise, and most of all, a little lucky.

  1. Be discreet. Since most twins probably aren't going to enter a threesome with you, you're going to have to do this behind their back. Sisters are amongst the closest women in the world, and they definitely won't approve of you going to bed with the other once you're done with one. So, be sure to keep everything as under the covers as possible, both literally and figuratively.
  2. Don't fetishize the experience. Even if it's your lifelong ambition to have sex with twins, you don't want to be telling them that. They probably already hear it day after day, how hot they are, if people call out a different name in bed, etc. As such, you need to treat them as normally as possible—in other words, ignore the fact that they're twins as much as possible.
  3. Don't confuse the two. It might sound cliché, but it needs to be said regardless. If you're going to successfully have sex with twins, you need to keep them as two separate people in your mind. If, say, you're on a date with Tiffany and you take her to Amanda's favorite bar afterwards, you're more than likely going to be going home by the end of the night. Keeping them separate in your mind helps you focus more on each girl individually, while hiding the fact that you may have already bedded her sister in the past.
  4. Don't boast about it. While this might sound like the first point, this differs in the sense that while you should exercise discretion around them, you also need to keep things on the down-low around your social circle. Yes, you want all the pats on the backs, free drinks, and high-fives that come when you finally have sex with twins, but you need to save those for after you've actually succeeded and the two of them are out of your lives for good. Even then, don't make a huge deal about it, considering that this kind of deception is one of the biggest turn-offs for the ladies. If you're going to let people know of your triumph, do so with humility.

It should be states that while trying to have sex with twins can be morally questionable, it's something that should only be attempted by those who aren't the weak of stomach. Feelings will be hurt, trust will be betrayed, but at the same time, you're going to get two of the most notable notches in your belt ever. That being said, this is a decisions that shouldn't be taken lightly, and is really one of those "no turning back scenarios." Furthermore, if you're planning on trying to have sex with twins, please practice safe sex.

 

 

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