When you're looking for hot and spicy places to do the dirty deed at, learning how to have sex on a washing machine is a perfect choice. Of course, having sex on a washing machine is not as simple as it sounds, especially if you want to pound your girlfriend while the washing machine is on. The amount of coordination needed is quite impressive, and you'll also need to make sure to keep your balls from being banged around too bad while the machine is going.
- Test the best positions for the washing machine sex before you turn the machine on. A good position is bending your woman over the top of the machine and having sex in a modified doggy style position. You can sit her on top of the machine but for most men, you aren't going to be able to get a good position or good penetration angle as the machine is just too high. You'll also want to make sure that the washing machine can take the weight of your woman.
- Turn the machine on the lowest, gentlest cycle that you can manage. You can ramp it up once you've had a few practice runs at it.
- Put your woman on top of the machine or pressed against the edge of it. You don't need to go for any foreplay, because the vibration of the machine is going to act as a big mechanical vibrator.
- Have fun with the sex. The only real consideration that you need to keep in mind once you get to the actual sex is keeping your balls out of the way of the bucking machine.
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