How To Host A Group Sex Orgy

There are numerous reasons why you may have searched for a guide on how to host a group sex orgy. You may be a sex maniac who is, at this very moment, licking his lips in lecherous anticipation; or you may be a liberal-minded person who wishes to explore the most intimate regions of social contact within a select group of friends. Either way, you should probably read our guide on how to host a group sex orgy before departing on your enjoyable, but potentially risky adventure.

What you will need:

• Condoms
• Disinfectant spray
• Pubic lice spray
• 5-10 sexually explorative friends

1. Setting boundaries. Before you host a group sex orgy, it is important to consider social boundaries. Since the 1960s, we have become far more liberated in our pursuit of sexual enjoyment, and can now boast about our number of partners without fear of being labelled predators. With this said, many people still have strict (and seemingly inexplicable) codes of sexual conduct, so it is important to take them into account. Consider what sort of people you are inviting to your abode, and whether a “one size fits all” policy can be applied to sexual positions. If a few people are uncomfortable with things like anal penetration, it’s best to cross those things off the list. It’s far more agreeable to appease a few sexual Luddites than to offend them. Alternatively, you could just host a group sex orgy for the most sexually explorative, but how many people do you know who are fully comfortable with their bodies? Invite 5 to 10 people who are willing to have sex with multiple partners in a relaxed, yet public setting. A group sex orgy can offer a release of sexual tension to those whose love lives are severely lacking, while legitimizing the act of adultery under the guise of ‘fun’.
2. Safety first. Now that we’ve considered which people to invite, we can talk about how to host a group sex orgy safely. Since the rise of sexually transmitted infections in the 1980s, as a society we’ve become accustomed to the act of protecting our genitals. We wouldn’t dream of sleeping with a stranger without wearing a condom, so why should this rule become void when friends are concerned? When your sexual health and fertility is at risk: trust no one. Advise women attending your orgy not to wear femdoms (the female equivalent of a condom). Femdoms are difficult to put in position; they fall out easily, and are generally considered to dampen the senses of both participants in a sexual act.
3. Clean that! It is also suggested that you provide guests with personal bottles of disinfectant spray. Not that you should make your friends have group sex in a paddling pool full of disinfectant (unless you’re into that sort of thing) but a few liberal sprays on hands and groins will dispel any lurking germs. If you’re particularly anxious about other germs, you may also request your guests use pubic lice spray. Pubic lice cannot be removed with regular disinfectant, and if everyone is wearing a condom, they are the single biggest threat to the health of your guests.
4. Relax. Finally, and potentially the most important piece of advice in our guide on how to host a group sex orgy: have fun! There is no need to feel like you’re participating in an illegal act, or hosting some sort of criminal exchange. As the host you’re there to entertain your guests and ensure that sexual fervor doesn’t negatively impact enjoyment. Laugh and joke about sex before, during and after the orgy, letting people know how relaxed you are about organizing and participating in such events. Remember, for some people you will be a sexual lifeline, providing them with the only extra-marital sex of their lives. For others you will serve as the key to the next level of sexual exploration. Feel good about yourself, and become the king of the orgy. Good luck, and be safe.