How To Host A Sexy Orgy
More than one person has probably wondered how to host a sexy orgy. Hosting a sexy orgy is more than a group of highly intoxicated people having promiscuous sex with multiple partners in one session. A sexy orgy shows organization and planning, and it has class. Following these tips will ensure that you will be the host of the sexy orgy of your dreams.
- Who's coming? First things first. You need to figure out who's invited. As a general rule, single people with somewhat of a naughty side are the best people to invite to the first orgy you try to host. If you know people that you know would have no problem participating, put them on the invite list. However, stay away from inviting sexually repressed, prudish people, no matter how hot they may be. As if that really needed saying.
- Where is the sexy orgy going to happen? You need to figure out where this sexy orgy of yours is going to happen. A decent sized house usually works best. However, if you've got an annoying room mate or a nosy landlord, scratch that option. If your budget can stand it, or if you can get your guests to split the cost, rent an executive suite of rooms at your local hotel. Do your best to stay away from sleazy hotels as well as Mom and Dad's basement.
- Cleanliness is, in fact, a turn-on. Change the sheets on your bed, and spiff up the house in general. Your guests will feel a lot more comfortable getting down and dirty if they don't have to wonder to themselves, "What is that smell?!"
- Classy, not trashy. If you absolutely insist on playing porn in the background, turn the volume off. And do your best to choose a porn that is as non-trashy as possible. It's perfectly acceptable to offer alcoholic beverages to your guests (Provided they're all of legal drinking age), but try and remember hat nobody likes sloppy, drunken sex. Wine is a good choice.
- Icebreakers! If you have any "virgins" in attendance, take the time in the beginning of the festivities to chat a bit. Let everyone get a chance to get to know each other a bit and size up the other attendees. This is also an excellent time to discuss any ground rules there may be, such as no hogging the hottie, take turns using the bedrooms, condom usage is NOT negotiable, and so on.
- Safe sex, safe sex, safe sex. Stock each room with a nice selection of condoms. And selections means all sizes, not just one. The last thing you need is anybody getting pregnant or contracting any kind of STD.
- Stock some hygiene products with your guests in mind. Buy a number of cheap toothbrushes and some extra toothpaste to keep in the bathroom for your guests (Mouths can be incredibly disgusting after sex). Stock the shower with some extra shampoo and soap, both for men and ladies. This also means stocking the bathroom with extra towels. Put some baby wipes in each room for your guests to clean themselves up with. They'll appreciate the effort on your part.
- Relax! Your guests will notice if you're uncomfortable, and they will be too. If you're enjoying the festivities, they'll follow suit!
Posted on: Dec. 09, 2010















