How To Hump A Woman

By: BWalter

Break Studios Contributing Writer

Figuring out how to hump a woman is about learning two things. The first step to humping a woman is to get her hot and bothered. The second step to effectively humping a woman has to do with your body placement, more specifically, your pelvis. Humping your woman can be a very erotic aspect to your foreplay if you do it right. Humping your girl correctly could lead to other, more fulfilling sexual activities. But, first things first. You have to get your lady friend hot enough to actually want to engage in a humping session. Here's the correct way to hump a woman.

  1. Foreplay is a necessity. Lots of guys underestimate the value of some good foreplay. But, not you guys right? Great foreplay is how all sexual activity is achieved. If you want to hump your woman, and maybe even more, you have to tap into her sexual desires. Foreplay is the key to the door of her freaky self. If you get her hot enough, there's no limit to what she wont want to do with you. Pretty soon you'll be looking far past just humping your woman. You'll be sliding into home plate. But, first things first. Get her hot. Explore those erogenous areas. Hit her with an erotic massage. Kiss, lick, bite her neck. The best part is, you can technically do all of these things before she loses even one article of clothing. Get in there and start exploring.
  2. Watching her body. Watching a woman's reactions to your advances is the only sure fire way to know she's getting hot. Heavy breathing, the hardening of the nipples. The fact that she's acting very proactive in the "turning her on" department. Just take your time and make sure you thoroughly push her buttons. There's no reason to cut corners anyway, is there? What could be more fun than getting your lady hot? Oh yeah, humping your woman is more enjoyable.
  3. The Humpty Dance. Remember, correct humping is totally built upon excellent pelvic placement. If you've done your job getting her going, the rest is child's play. She can be on top. She can be on the bottom. It really doesn't matter. But, what you want to do is get the center of your pelvic area to apply pressure right where her clitoris would be located under her clothes. Then it's just a matter of grinding your pelvises together is a motion very similar to vaginal sex. The only difference, of course, is that you'll be slightly out of position because your penis won't actually be doing any of the work. Oh, and be careful to position your penis in a comfortable position. If she gets going, you don't want to damage your soldier before he can go to war. Feel free to use your hands to apply pressure to her sensitive area as well. If you can get her this hot with her clothes on, imagine when you guys get naked.
Posted on: Sep. 25, 2010