If you don't know how to keep a pumped penis, maybe you should just give up on the whole sex thing. Just because you used a penis pump to get your soldier to stand tall doesn't mean you're basic human nature is now forfeit. The penis pump is just to get you up. The actual act of sex and the scenario surrounding that act should keep your pumped penis standing tall. If you're still having problems, it probably doesn't have to do with the fact you used a penis pump. Check out these tips. They'll definitely keep your pumped penis ready for some action.
Things you'll need:
- Penis pump
- Willing partner
- Understand the pump. A penis pump just rushes more than the natural amount of blood to your penis. It causes your penis to inflate to a slightly greater size than usual. That's it. There is no real science there. There's nothing to think about. Your penis should stay pumped because your mind is on sex. If you're about to have sex and your mind isn't on the act of getting down, you need to change your way of thinking. Don't let the fact that you used a penis pump detract from the fact that you're about to get laid. Get out there and do what you do.
- Stroke it. Periodically stroking your penis throughout your sexual encounter will keep it pumped and ready. Better yet, let her stroke it. There are a few feelings better than a woman jerking your penis. Especially if she knows how to do it right.
- Engage in a lot of oral sex. If you're one of those marathon men, you probably don't notice the amount of blood in your penis slightly fluctuates during sex. It's natural. You really need to stop paying so much attention to your little guy. Remember, using the penis pump will not change your overall performance. The only thing that will is dwelling on the penis pump instead of the fine woman in front of you. By the way, get that woman to hook you up down low. If you're freaking all day long, your penis is going to need some added attention periodically. Let her go down on you. The act of a pretty girl going down on you will definitely keep that penis pumped.
- Think about her. She turns you on, right? Focus on what you want to do that sexy body of hers. It'll definitely keep you up. Hell, that's what you should be dwelling on in the first place. Worry about the girl and the rest will fall into place.
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