How To Make A Fake Vagina

By: Brandy Willingham

Break Studios Contributing Writer

Need to know how to make a fake vagina? There are many ways to get that feminine feeling without a woman present. Replacement vaginas should be soft and moist. They must also be built to last through rough treatment. These methods to make a fake vagina eliminate the need for costly sex toys that often are embarrassing to purchase. Try these tips to make a homemade vagina.

  1. Go American Pie style. Create a warm pie with a nice deep pie crust. Mount that sucker and enjoy. Why should Jason Biggs have all the fun?
  2. Water Bottle Fun. Take two hot water bottles or heating bottles. The next step would be to tape them together. Then add plenty of lubricant. This homemade vagina is easy to make and can be used multiple times.
  3. There is always room for Jello. Jello can be an excellent ingredient when learning how to make a homemade vagina. Make Jello or any other gelatin substance. Leave it at room temperature. Without breaking up the Jello insert it into a cup or tube longer than the size of the penis. Insert and enjoy. This homemade vagina can give hours of pleasure.
  4. Massage the stress away. A back massager can also create the perfect base when deciding how to make a homemade vagina. Wrap the battery operated back massager in plastic wrap. Then insert the back massager into a sock. Add an extreme amount of lubrication. Be sure to use the lowest vibration setting on the back massager. The tighter the sock the greater the pleasure.
  5. Love a pillow. The tried and true way to make a homemade vagina is to find a pillow with really tight material. Cut out a whole just large enough to insert penis. Insert the penis into the hole repeatedly. To spice up the pillow, consider obtaining silicone or other materials and inserting into the whole. This cheap and easy way to make a homemade vagina will definitely bring a smile.
Posted on: Apr. 20, 2011