How To Make A Home Made Vagina

Figuring out how to make a home made vagina takes a lot of creativity. There's nothing in the world that can simulate the feeling a vagina provides. Not even those flashlights on the market with the super secret polymers can truly recreate the feel of a nice wet vagina. So, trying to make a home made vagina that feels like the real thing will be just that much more difficult. Well anything worth doing is going to be difficult. So, how do you make a home made vagina? Well here's the best idea out there. Here's the best way to make a home made vagina.

What you need:

• water bottle (99 cent bottle)
• cutting tool
• sex lubricant
• kids toy putty
• napkins for cleanup

Steps

1. The water bottle. The first step to constructing your home made vagina is to drink the water out of one of those 99 cent bottles. After the bottle is empty, cut the top of the bottle off. Take the kids putty and pour it into the bottle. Leave enough room in the bottle to make up for the displacement that'll be caused from inserting your penis inside. You should also make sure the putty coats the rim of the bottle to keep the plastic from the bottle cutting into your penis.
2. Lubricant. Lube your penis up really well. Choose a lubricant that has some sort of stimulant in it. It'll add to the sensation you'll feel. It'll make your home made vagina feel better.
3. Insertion. Slide your lubricated penis into the putty. It should feel pretty good. Well, at least good enough to get off from. Does your home made vagina feel as good as the real thing? If not, oh well. It was cheap to make. The clean up is easy. And most importantly, you will get off from it.
4. Clean up. Yeah, when you finish using your home made vagina, simply throw it out. Grab some napkins and wipe yourself off. When you're feeling the urge for another session with a home made vagina, simply throw another one together. The construction takes all of twenty seconds.